Family-friendly jokes for a good chuckle.
Check out some family-friendly Christmas jokes to share and laugh at this holiday season!
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12 Christmas Jokes
1. What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy?
Orna-mints!
2. What is every parent's favorite Christmas song?
Silent Night!
3. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
"I'll never part with it!"
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
5. What do you call a reindeer ghost?
Cari-boo!
6. What's the absolute best Christmas present?
A broken drum. You can't beat it!
7. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
8. Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
9. What was Santa's favorite subject in school?
Chemis-tree!
10. What do you call a broke Santa Claus?
Saint-nickel-less!
11. What do they sing to Christmas trees when they retire?
"Fir he's a jolly good fellow..."
12. How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?
They spruce up!
What's Next?
Share these jokes with others who would get a good chuckle! Check out my DIY Christmas Joke Scratch Cards video if you want to try making some to give away.
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Simply Jelly Jam
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