15 Fishing-Themed Jokes
- Simply Jelly Jam
- 3 days ago
- 2 min read
Just some jokes that can make you tenta-cool to others.
In honor of National Tell a Joke Day (August 16th) and National Fishing Month (August), here are fifteen fishing-themed jokes you may find fin-tastic!
In case it's helpful, below are the main points covered in this post:
15 Fishing-Themed Jokes
1 - What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
2 - Why do fish like worms?
Because they are hooked on them.
3 - How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles.
4 - What makes fishing a good business?
The net profits.
5 - What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
Dam.
6 - What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
7 - What sort of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
8 - Why did the fish fail its test?
It was below sea level.
9 - Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
10 - Why did the fisherman not worry about catching the flu?
He never catches anything anyway.
11 - What do you call bad bait?
A fail-lure.
12 - Why did the fisherman hang up on his boss?
Because he had something on the other line.
13 - Why did the tuna blush?
Because it saw the sea's bottom.
14 - What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A Sturgeon.
15 - Why did the fisherman cross the road?
Just for the halibut on the other side.
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~Simply Jelly Jam
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