15 Summer-Themed Jokes
- Simply Jelly Jam
- Jul 1
- 2 min read
Just some 'hot' jokes to get you chuckling!

In honor of International Joke Day celebrated on July 1st, here are fifteen 'hot' summer-themed jokes to get you chuckling!
In case it's helpful, below are the main points covered in this post:
15 Summer-Themed Jokes
1 - What do bees say in the summer?
Swarm, isn't it?
2 - What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks.
3 - Where do math teachers go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
4 - What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
A hot dog.
5 - Why don't seashells shower?
Because they washed up on the beach.
6 - What does a bee do when it's hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket.
7 - What do you call seagulls that live by the bay?
Bagels.
8 - Why don't skeletons fight in the summer?
Because they don't have the guts.
9 - What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
I'm bacon.
10 - Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool party?
They dropped their trunks.
11 - What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time no sea.
12 - When is it safe to dive into a pool?
It deep ends.
13 - What do you do if you get rejected for a job at a sun cream factory?
Reapply.
14 - Why did the battery go on summer vacation?
It needed to recharge.
15 - Why can't basketball players take summer road trips?
Because travelling isn't allowed.
BONUS - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yoo.
Yoo, who?
Yoo hoo! Big summer blow out!
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~Simply Jelly Jam
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