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15 Summer-Themed Jokes

Just some 'hot' jokes to get you chuckling!

AA Batteries on the Beach (Adobe AI Generated Image)
AA Batteries on the Beach (Adobe AI Generated Image)

In honor of International Joke Day celebrated on July 1st, here are fifteen 'hot' summer-themed jokes to get you chuckling!


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15 Summer-Themed Jokes


1 - What do bees say in the summer?

Swarm, isn't it?


2 - What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks.


3 - Where do math teachers go on summer vacation?

Times Square.


4 - What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?

A hot dog.


5 - Why don't seashells shower?

Because they washed up on the beach.


6 - What does a bee do when it's hot?

It takes off its yellow jacket.


7 - What do you call seagulls that live by the bay?

Bagels.


8 - Why don't skeletons fight in the summer?

Because they don't have the guts.


9 - What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?

I'm bacon.


10 - Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool party?

They dropped their trunks.


11 - What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?

Long time no sea.


12 - When is it safe to dive into a pool?

It deep ends.


13 - What do you do if you get rejected for a job at a sun cream factory?

Reapply.


14 - Why did the battery go on summer vacation?

It needed to recharge.


15 - Why can't basketball players take summer road trips?

Because travelling isn't allowed.


BONUS - Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yoo.

Yoo, who?

Yoo hoo! Big summer blow out!


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