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12 Random Christmas Jokes (2025)

Just some ho-ho-holiday jokes to make you chuckle.

Festive Holiday Celebration (Media from Wix)
Festive Holiday Celebration (Media from Wix)

Check out some family-friendly Christmas jokes to share and laugh at this holiday season!


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12 Christmas Jokes


1 - Why does Santa go down the chimney?

It soots him.


2 - What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple.


3 - Why do reindeer like Beyoncé?

She sleighs.


4 - What type of Christmas gift could make a person's face light up?

A refrigerator.


5 - What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney while the fire is lit?

Crisp Kringle.


6 - Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

They always drop their needles.


7 - Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snow bank.


8 - What is the best cereal to eat in December?

Frosted Flakes.


9 - Did you hear about the elf who shoots rockets from his feet?

He has missile toes.


10 - What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

Stick with me, and we will go places.


11 - When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary.


12 - What comes at the end of Christmas?

The letter "s."


What's Next?


Share these jokes with others who would get a good chuckle! Check out my DIY Christmas Joke Scratch Cards video to turn these jokes into cards you can give away.


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