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In honor of March as National Reading Month and National Let's Laugh Day celebrated on March 19th, here are fifteen jokes about books and reading!

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15 Jokes About Books and Reading

1 - Why are books afraid of their sequels?

Because they always come after them.

2 - What's the difference between cats and a comma?

Cats have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.

3 - Why are writers so cold?

They're surrounded by drafts.

4 - Why couldn't the avid reader visit the world's biggest library?

It was overbooked.

5 - How do you track a book?

You follow their footnotes.

6 - Why did the librarian fall down?

They were in the non-friction section.

7 - What building has the most stories?

A library.

8 - Why does a library book feel so confident?

It has spine.

9 - What did the sketchbook say to the novel?

"I'm drawing a blank."

10 - Why do words and punctuation end up in court?

To be sentenced.

11 - Why did the math book feel so sad?

It had too many problems.

12 - What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles, because there's a mile between each s.

13 - Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen?

Because the pencils made him ask, "2B or not 2B?"

14 - Why don't readers have more time?

They're booked.

15 - Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind. It's tearable.

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