15 Jokes About Cats
- Simply Jelly Jam

- 14 hours ago
- 2 min read
Some giggles to get you feline good!

In honor of Ginger Cat Appreciation Day celebrated on September 1st, here are fifteen jokes about cats!
In case it's helpful, below are the main points covered in this post:
15 Jokes About Cats

1 - Why did the cat receive a bad review at the vet clinic?
He had purr-sistent paw-blems.
2 - What is another name for a cat's house?
A scratch pad.
3 - What is the Cheshire Cat's drink of choice?
Evaporated milk.
4 - Why did the cat consult an accountant?
H got caught up in a purr-amid scheme.
5 - What is the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A cat-astrophe.
6 - Why are cats good at video games?
They have nine lives to play through.
7 - Why do cats always get their way?
They are very purr-suasive.
8 - Why did the teenage cat get sent to his room?
He had a lousy cat-titude.
9 - Why do cats hate online shopping?
They prefer to browse through cat-alogs.
10 - Why do cats not play poker in African savannas?
There are too many cheat-ahs.
11 - What do you call a feline police force?
Claw enforcement.
12 - Why are cats great singers?
Because they are mew-sical.
13 - In what kind of weather is a veterinarian busiest?
When it is raining cats and dogs.
14 - What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
15 - Where do cats write their notes?
On scratch paper.
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~Simply Jelly Jam



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